Original Musings by Kerry Gleason


I am editing copy for my upcoming horror novel release for ANGELS & ENEMIES. I came across this, and it struck me as being worthy to share. When Prescott Blakely, a demonically possessed businessman, asks if his soul can be saved, Fr. Francis Vindicare responds.

People are fascinating creatures,” Fr. Francis said. “Each of us is different. Made in God’s image. What does that mean?
The human being consists of two components, a corporeal body and the soul. The body is a relatively worthless heap of chemistry. Man understands it. Man can synthesize parts of it, for pennies or dollars, and the pieces he can’t, well, he is working on it. Man can improve it. Man is fixated on the body. But the body is imperfect. Mine is perhaps more imperfect than most. Heck, I’ve even got pig parts to complete mine. The body is prone to failure, breaking, weakness, disease. The body is finite. The body is of the world.
Because the body is of the world, it is an easy target for the Satan and his minions. They can take over a body with ease, although, in order to do that, they must be invited. There must be a welcome mat and an open door.
The soul, ah! There’s a mystery. Man can’t figure the soul out. He can’t see it, so he can’t reproduce it. It is infinite. It has no chemistry, no mass, no density in the physical sense. It may be immortal – no, it certainly is immortal. It may be SUPERMORTAL, in that it may live forever. That’s part of the mystery. The soul is precious. The soul is Divine. Capital D.
People seek religion to save their soul. We, the clergy, cannot save your soul. I cannot save your soul. Don’t put that on me! At some point, either during your life, or at the end, you surrender your soul. This precious gift, the domain of the Holy Spirit, your gift from God, you either give it back to the Heavenly Father, glory be to God, or you give it to Lucifer, the Satan of darkness, the Thief of Souls.
“So I… I am not feigning modesty, I cannot save your soul. I can only help you to return it to its Creator, Most High, God of Mercy and Light.
How are you going to choose, Prescott? To whom are you going to entrust your soul?”



Something happened today that gave me great joy. On the brink of the seventh game of baseball’s World Series, Cleveland manager Terry Francona gave a press conference filled with laughter. The PR person made last call, and following his response, properly closed out the session. Francona interrupted her, asking, “Can I please say something?” He repeated his plea three times, and was given the floor.

“I would just like to thank you all. The media has made this fun.”

It has been said of Francona that if you spend five minutes talking with him, he will make you feel like it is the most important five minutes of HIS day. That it was important for him to show appreciation for the work of sportswriters and sports broadcasters on this landmark day says much. He gets it. He knows that just as he and his coaches get together long before the crowds arrive to forge a game plan, meet with players, address team issues and finally, play a game, reporters likely are meeting with their editors, forging THEIR game plan, researching, watching and analyzing the game, plotting their post-game questions, conducting their interviews, then filing their stories. Then. Long after the last fan has left the stadium and long after the players have left for home or the team plane or for their own recreation, the reporter packs up their laptop or their microphones and heads home. Or, their editor asks for a rewrite. A little piece of them goes along with the news they report. They are in the public eye as much as the ballplayers, subject to scrutiny and wrath and the all-too-occasional “Attaboy.”

The media sucks.

I hear this all too often, and the kindest response I can issue is “You really don’t know.” It would be antagonistic to point out that the media works harder than they do, and that the story they just saw on TV, in a magazine or in the newspaper was the work of several professionals who were highly trained and well-schooled pooling their abilities to report the days news, event, tragedy or game. When there’s a three-alarm fire, it’s the journalist who is woken from a sound sleep, just like the first responder. When there’s a political rally or a school board meeting that runs an hour over schedule, it is the journalist who stays to the bitter end and then files their story.

Then you critics out there tell them they suck. That they are biased. That they are (fill in the blank). And do you know what? Sometimes they do suck. But consider the source. Those who learned their craft at accredited journalism schools are more interested in concepts like accuracy, objectivity and fair reporting than they are in pandering to some pre-conceived conspiracy or a corporate dogma. But we live in a time when lines are blurred between journalism and entertainment. We have communications billed as news entertainment, entertainment news, infomercials, advertorials, blogs, tweets and political commentary. Many of these pass themselves off as “news” and “news media.” They are not. But it is easy to confuse them with real journalism because they try so damn hard to pass as such. Lines are blurred between what is real and what is somebody’s illusion.

So sometimes they do suck. Let me explain how we got here.

Beginning in the 1960s and into the 1970s, we had the multiple ownership rule, which stated that one entity could not own more than one TV station in a single market unless there were at least eight stations in that market. We had radio/TV cross-ownership prohibition, which outlawed one broadcaster from owning more than one outlet in a single market. We had newspaper/broadcast cross-ownership prohibition, that disallowed one entity from owning both in one market. Similar prohibitions governed billboards and other media. Media companies were limited to owning just seven communications outlets nationally. We had The Fairness Doctrine, a policy of the Federal Communications Commission that proposed that the broadcasters and other media would be licensed as “public trustees” only if they presented ideas and information of public interest, and that all sides of issues were presented equally. Equal time. These prohibitions were placed so that no single corporation or broadcasting group could control the news and information in any one market. To do so would inhibit the free exchange of ideas and could lead to a propaganda takeover by the government, a company or a foreign country.

Beginning shortly after Ronald Reagan was inaugurated, the FCC began licensing media for five years instead of three. Companies could then own 12 broadcast or print media instead of seven. In 1987, the FCC rebuked the Fairness Doctrine, and deregulation of media owners and operators began in earnest. Media was changing. CNN became a challenger to the Big 3 networks, and Fox News (a questionable moniker) began broadcasting with a right-wing slant on events and opinions. Under Bill Clinton, the Telecommunications Act of 1996 lifted bans on the number of broadcast media outlets under one ownership group.

Folks, now our most visible media are owned by vast corporate networks, with thousands of media companies in a single group. Add to that the emergence of “citizen journalists” on the internet and escalating greed from corporate ownership and it becomes very difficult to discern which news messages are true and which are not.

Most professional journalists abide by an ethical code that assures fair and just reporting. Much of the general public, tainted by pseudo-news outlets that bombard them with shoddy and subjective reporting, fails to recognize the difference. Then, they believe it when blowhards try to advance their personal agendae by slamming “the mainstream media.”

My background and education are as a journalist. Even though I have not been a part of the professional journalism fraternity since 1994, I consider myself a member emeritus. I am deeply offended when pure and honest journalists are lumped in with the riff-raff, and people say “the media sucks.” It is the Fourth Estate, and the watchdog of the government. For its efforts, the media is attacked from all sides.

That’s why it is striking and encouraging when Terry Francona makes it a special point in his big day to say thank you to the hard-working and legitimate media. I encourage everyone to contact their legislators to urge a restoration of cross-ownership restraints and the Fairness Doctrine, which will help stem the tide of special-interest journalists tainting the profession.


Billy goat. Or home run hitter. Whatever curse you choose, the 2016 World Series portends to be an interesting matchup between two of the most majorly beleaguered teams in baseball history.

Chicago’s curse of the billy goat is well known. When the Cubs were engaged in a World Series duel with the Detroit Tigers in 1945, Billy Sianis, owner of the Billy Goat Tavern was asked to leave Wrigley Field and take his goat with him. Other fans requested the ouster because either the goat, Murphy, or Billy smelled bad. He was escorted out of the stadium, and as legend has it, he passed a note to Cubs’ owner Phillip Wrigley pledging, “You are going to lose this World Series and you are never going to win another World Series again. You are never going to win a World Series again because you insulted my goat.”

Longtime Cleveland beat writer Terry Pluto advanced a claim of “The Rocky Colavito Curse.” The Indians were not far removed from their World Series victory in 1948 and a loss in the ’54 Series when Colavito made his debut in 1955. The mild-mannered slugger became a huge fan favorite and perennial All-Star in the years to follow. He won the 1959 Home Run title with 42 dingers, but to the dismay of Tribe fans, was traded in 1960 to ’59 batting champ Harvey Kuenn of those third-party interlopers, the Detroit Tigers. On the day he was traded by GM Frank “Trader” Lane, The Indians played the Chicago White Sox in an exhibition game at Russwood Park in Memphis. Colavito hit a home run before being notified of the trade. Just hours after the game ended, the wooden Russwood Park stadium was destroyed in a five-alarm fire. Colavito obviously did not set the fire, nor did he issue any curse, but in the long years following, the Indians chances to win a championship similarly went up in flames. The team went from 25 games over /500 in ’59 to 2 games under. Attendance plummeted from 1,497,976 to 950,985 in 1960.They brought Colavito back in 1965, trading away Tommy Agee (a World Series hero with the ’69 Mets) and Tommy John (four World Series with the Yankees and Dodgers).

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The last time the Cubs won the Fall Classic was 1908. They won the National League pennant by one game over John McGraw’s N.Y. Giants, but only after a baserunning blunder by Fred Merkle that would live in infamy as “Merkle’s Boner.” Then, playing at West Side Park, they disposed of the Detroit Tigers 3 games to 2 in a five-game series.

In the 1945 Series, the Cubs once again played the Tigers and brought a 2-1 Series lead back to Wrigley Field. It was before Game 4 that the goat was ejected, and the Cubs lost three out of four. They have not appeared in another World Series since.

They came close in 2003, but a Cubs fan named Steve Bartman reached out for a foul pop, robbing left-fielder Moises Alou of a catch. The Florida Marlins then rallied to send the Cubs packing. Steve Bartman grew up down the same Chicago street from current Indians’ second baseman, and was in the same class as Kipnis’ sister.

So, the Cubs have not earned a World Series championship in 108 years, when they were led by player-manager Frank Chance, Johnny Evers, Joe Tinker and pitcher Mordecai “Three-Finger” Brown, who won 29 games that year.

The number 108 bears much significance. If you believe the Cubs’ destiny is written in the stars, get this bit of astrology. The distance from the earth to the sun is 108 times the diameter of the sun. Further, the distance to the moon is 108 times the diameter of the moon.

A Buddhist New Year is traditionally marked by ringing a bell 108 times.

In several Eastern religions, people pray on rosaries that feature 108 beads.

Most significant is the Bible story of Lazarus, who was raised from his grave after 4-1/2 days, and brought to life. That equals 108 hours.

The Indians’ 68-year famine is not without its numerical nuances.

The great pyramids are 68 cubits high.

The words “royalty” and “battle” are each used 68 times in the Bible.

For Cleveland, this series is an emotional “Field of Dreams.” Manager Terry Francona’s father, Tito, played for Cleveland in the mid-1960s. His love for Cleveland and its fans induced Terry to answer the Indians’ call when they searched for a manager. As a skipper, Terry is 8-0 in World Series games.

Pitcher Josh Tomlin’s father, Jerry, suffered a sudden illness, arteriovenous deterioration, which left him partially paralyzed. Jerry watched much of the playoffs from a hospital bed, but for game 3, he will see his son start a World Series game.

One of the teams will end it’s curse. One team will move on, and the other might continue to have doubts. All I can say is that it’s one of the most fascinating World Series ever.


I held off on posting this for fear of jinxing the Frederick Douglass film project. The working title has been NORTH STAR: THE LIFE OF FREDERICK DOUGLASS, but as we move forward, it may be shortened to DOUGLASS. Possibly with the subtitle “The North Star.”

The film focuses on 19th-century civil rights leader Frederick Douglass as a young man (mostly 18-45). As screenwriter and executive producer in the telling of this story, I have little say in the casting or direction. That will be up to the studio, an appointed casting director and the director. Whether it becomes a blockbuster depends primarily on which company gains the distribution rights to the film.

But… if I DID have the power to choose my team, these are the actors and film professionals I would choose. I welcome you to comment with your suggestions.

(First choices in bold. Other considerations follow. And there are so many talented actors and actresses out there that I don’t know about.)

Frederick Douglass
Idris Elba. – He’s powerful, has the right body type and age to make it memorable.
Jamie Foxx – This guy can do just about anything.
Shemar Moore – Not sure if he could make the jump from TV to big screen, but he’s fit enough to make the age transition
Michael Ealy – I don’t know much about him, but he’s got the right look and resume.

Anna Murray Douglass
Zoe Saldana – She captivates. Her strength would bring life to the headstrong Anna.
Gabrielle Union – I saw her in a television role and felt she’d be ideal as Anna.
Kerry Washington – She’s bold and versatile.

Hugh Auld
Sean Cullen – He’s played opposite some of Hollywood’s best. A college friend, I think he’s be awesome as Frederick’s vengeful former master.

Thomas Auld
Chris Cooper – He’d be very believable in this role as a slavemaster who commands respect and a very old man seeking redemption.

Jeff Daniels – From the outset, I felt as though he might be involved in this film.
John Lithgow – There’s a scene with Old Thomas Auld, one of Douglass’ former masters, that requires an actor with showstopping abilities. Lithgow could be it. Plus, he was born in Rochester. Not sure if he could pull off the younger Thomas Auld.

William Lloyd Garrison
John Malkovich – He makes every picture he’s in better.

Edward Covey
Edward Norton – Originally, I wrote this part with Phillip Seymour Hoffman in mind. Physically, Norton is a better match to Covey, and he plays nasty so well. Now, I can’t imagine this part with anyone but Ed Norton.

Julia Griffiths
Julia’s the brainy beauty whose (possible, alleged) affair with Douglass created a scandal in the 1850s.
Naomi Watts –
She has the wit the Brit and the beauty to carry this important role. Besides, I’d like the chance to meet her.

Rachel McAdam
Mhaira Calvey
Amy Adams

Sandy Jenkins
Harry Belafonte – Belafonte has long been a proponent of our greatest civil activists, and I would love to see him participate in some fashion. A role in this Douglass biopic would cap off his illustrious career. Sandy Jenkins is a quirky “root man” with a pseudo-Jamaican accent. I think H.B. Would be perfect.

Don Cheadle

Abraham Lincoln
Jim Caviezel


Denver Broncos’ Parade

The voices on the radio strongly suggested getting to the noon parade at 9 a.m. I figured I’d be safe if I left the house shortly after 9 to take the RTD light rail into Denver. It was a beautiful day, closing in on 60 degrees with the bright Colorado sunshine I’ve grown accustomed to.

I wore my Broncos’ 50th super bowl champion shirt that might get me evicted by my Chiefs-loving housemate, Craig. And just a few minutes into my journey, I was already shedding layers. It was a short-sleeve February day in Denver. I arrived at the parking lot for the light rail and saw the fruitless circling of the lot by others. I went forward to the Aspen Grove shopping center lot. It’s a huge lot, and I had to park on the far side, a half-mile away, feeling lucky to find a spot.

Denver fans of all ages wait for their light rail tickets. Eventually, RTD said "Screw it!" and let people ride for free.

Denver fans of all ages wait for their light rail tickets. Eventually, RTD said “Screw it!” and let people ride for free.

Oh, and then the light rail ticket line. It stretched from the automated kiosk to the far end, and a short ways back again. I waited nearly 2 hours and became buddies with the guys in line behind me. It was clear that this day was one of excitement for people all over the area known as Broncos Country. There were lines on both sides of the tracks, and one of my new friends sent his bride and little boy to the other side, where the line was shorter but moving at a slower pace. As we got within sight of the kiosk, the line on the other side dispersed, and people went to the tracks. Apparently, a lady purchased 100 light rail tickets and handed them out to the people in line behind her. With that line almost vacated, I crossed the tracks and got in it. Shortly after that, an RTD security cop asked who was taking the C Line to Union Station. “Go ahead and get on. Don’t worry about having a ticket.” Having been busted once before for jumping a train, I asked, “Is this a trick?” He laughed, and said, “No, it’s not a trick. Go on. Have a good time and be safe today.”

To the lady who bought the 100 tickets: “Sorry, babe. You’re out a lot of cash, but what a fine gesture!”

Getting close to Civic Center Park, where crowds and excitement were building.

Getting close to Civic Center Park, where crowds and excitement were building.

The train was packed, but I was fortunate to have a seat. I offered it to some of the strap hangers, but they declined. It was a 15-block walk to Civic Center Park, which stretches about six blocks between the Colorado State Capitol and the City County Building. As I drew closer, excitement built. I was most excited to learn that many of the port-o-potties were immediately available. The entire trip took about 2 hours, and I arrived well before the parade hit full stride.

Here, I must confess, I’m not a huge Bronco’s fan. I hated the team and its iconic QB John Elway for two decades for what they did to the Cleveland Browns two years in a row in the ’80s. As VP of Football Operations, Elway signed Peyton Manning and continued to sign a string of support players around him that made the team a powerhouse. What’s not to like about them? So I let bygones be bygones and started rooting for the home team. On this day, having heard that a crowd of 1 million people was anticipated, I felt an obligation to make this my Adventure of the Day because I had never been anywhere with a million people before.

A large crowd gathers in Civic Center park during the Denver Broncos Super Bowl championship celebration and parade on Tuesday February 9, 2016. (Photo By AAron Ontiveroz/The Denver Post)

A large crowd gathers in Civic Center park during the Denver Broncos Super Bowl championship celebration and parade on Tuesday February 9, 2016. (Photo By AAron Ontiveroz/The Denver Post)

The crowd was incredible. The parade route was lined 15-deep from Union Station to the State Capitol. At Civic Center Park, the entirety of the grassy area was filled with humanity. Some of the younger folks climbed trees, or scaled statues for a better view. Six or maybe eight Jumbotrons were set up in various places, with huge speakers. Large media bleachers were erected near the stage at the City County Building, where TV teams broadcast live coverage. Ebullient wide receiver Emmanuel Sanders commented, “I heard there was a million people and I couldn’t believe it. But I think I saw a million people out there.” Former Rochester news guy Kyle Clark later announced on the air that Mayor Michael Hancock announced there were a million people, but that a Denver police spokesperson estimated the crowd at 800,000. The spokesperson later called back, and said, “If the mayor says there were a million people, then that’s what it is.” Ha! That’s funny!

One lovely Bronco fan getting a selfie!

One lovely Bronco fan getting a selfie!

My view.

My view.

Yours truly, at what could be a once-in-a-lifetime event.

Yours truly, at what could be a once-in-a-lifetime event.

Regardless, the size of the crowd prompted Denver Police to call in reinforcements across the state for crowd control.

A motorcycle cop high-fives fans along the parade route.

A motorcycle cop high-fives fans along the parade route.

Rooftop security at the parade site. Helicopters and undercover security were also utilized.

Rooftop security at the parade site. Helicopters and undercover security were also utilized.

The officers there were polite and embraced the spirit of the day, with motorcycle cops high-fiving the people along the parade route and others joining in good-natured chants of “Let’s Go Broncos!” Homeland security played a role, as well, with men in army green with binoculars and presumably with rifles stationed on the rooftop of a federal building.

The grassy areas still had unmelted snow that was trampled down to ice, blotched by patches of mud. My biggest concern on this gorgeous day was slipping on the ice and falling into the mud, and I was able to avoid any mishap.

If there were a million people there, the combined value of their NFL Broncos’ merchandise was at least half a billion dollars worth. The fans cheered as the jumbo screens showed the parade getting underway at the train station. Occasionally, the screens would divert from shots of the crowd to show players riding atop huge vehicles, or a fire truck with the owner’s wife and Super Bowl MVP, Von Miller. Cheers and chants of “MVP! MVP!” erupted. More than a few people wondered if anybody was working, or if there were any kids in school.

The people on the grass basked in the triumphant moment as well as the warming sun. Little children sat on their daddy’s shoulders. People danced and sang to the music. “All we do is Win! Win! Win!” and “Let’s Get This Party Started.” The first glimpses of the motorcade created a swelling wave of cheers. Moments later the tributes began on stage. A national recording artist sang the Star-Spangled Banner, followed by an unforgettable rendition of “We Are the Champions” by myself and one million backup singers. Magical.

The mayor and the governor came out of their offices to make proclamations. Then, a few of the players were brought up on the stage, with Von Miller encouraging the crowds manic enthusiasm. The finale was a joint interview with aging superstars Demarcus Ware and Peyton Manning. Why they didn’t give them the individual spotlight is beyond me, but These two leaders stoked the fire in the hearts of their fans.

And then it was over. The throng retreated in orderly fashion to the light rail and to the bars. And eventually to their homes, to think about the team’s prospects of earning another parade next February. As I waited in line for the D-Line train, I wished my Buffalo and Rochester and Cleveland friends could experience the same civic pride and exhilaration that the Denver people did.

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The letter came as a complete surprise. The Denver Public Library system billed me $17 for a book that was never returned. I never… Oh, wait. Yeah, isn’t that in my computer bag. Damn.

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The Denver Public Library. Love this place!

So a day off was the perfect time to make the 4 mile trek to the library to return that book. Fees for the overdue book: $3.00. Whew!

From the library, I drove seven blocks to Meininger’s, a phenomenal art store on Broadway. I got a converter for my fountain pen, so I can now add ink. It’s sort of an essential ingredient.

 

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A world-class art supply store. A fun place to shop.

 

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Darwin would disapprove. Sidewalk stamp on Broadway. This is hysterical!

As I left the store, I niticed the gold dome of the Colorado State Capitol towering over the nearby buildings. Wouldn’t it be a fine day for the free tour of the Capitol?

So these are photos from my adventure of the day in the Capitol Hill neighborhood.

 

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The Colorado Capitol building, with it’s gold dome. Today, I finally took the tour.

 

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The Grand Staircase. Trim is brass and rose onyx marble.

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The brass railing on the lobby floor.

Our young, energetic, albino-ish tour guide.

Our young, energetic, albino-ish tour guide.

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This is Beulah Rose Onyx Marble, quarried near Marble, Colo. If you want some for your coffee table or counters, you’re out of luck. Colorado exhausted the quarry of this beautiful stone, and there is none like it in the world.

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Gov. Hickenlooper’s office. The horse is Scout. There was no Hick-sighting on this day.

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The presidential portrait gallery.

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Stained glass portraits of Colorado’s founding fathers. Way up in the Dome.

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The photo was taken by a man from Toronto, who thanked me for the Rockies sending them Tulo. Go Blue Jays!

Burns Meteorite

The Burns Meteorite was found in 2003 by Gene Killinen (using a metal detector) at his family’s hunting cabin near the small town of Burns, in northwest Eagle County, Colorado. It was buried at a depth of about two and a half feet. The meteorite has been classified as a fine octahedrite (III AB). It was a gift to the Colorado School of Mines Geology Museum by Anne Black.

The State Capitol has its own rock collection.

The State Capitol has its own rock collection.

PostScript: FaceBook informed me that it was one year ago today that I spent my last day employed at the Home Depot in North Melbourne, Fla. It hardly seems like a year, and I miss the many good people there.


Adventure of the Day – Herman Gulch Trail

Watrous Gulch Trail

July 19, 2015

The overcast morning and forecast for afternoon thunderstorms in the high country did not dissuade me from heading out on my Adventure of the Day to Herman Gulch Trail. It’s in the Arapaho National Forest, Exit 218 off I-70 just east of the Eisenhower Tunnel. In my haste to use the Port-O-Potty, I did not notice the map, which, if it fell on me would have killed me.

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So after climbing the trail for about 10 minutes, I came to a split where I had to choose left or right. No signpost for guidance. I chose right, which was actually wrong, but I was left with the impression it was the right decision. Left would have taken me up the Herman Gulch Trail, which would have been a little more challenging, and my friend, Carol, told me there are fields of wild columbine. Right took me along the Watrous Gulch Trail, and I was not disappointed with the difficulty level or the wildflowers.

It’s a good climb, starting at 10,400 feet on up to about 12,000. Much of the trail is rock-strewn, and other parts are shared with water runoff making its way down the mountainside. I must backtrack a little. The exit sign on the Interstate does not give a destination, just Exit 218. As soon as you turn right, BAM! There’s the sign for the Arapaho National Forest Herman Gulch trailhead. Right next to that sign is a very impressive water feature, with three creeks splashing over rocks and converging right near that sign. I didn’t see it but I heard it from the parking lot. The temperature was about 15 degrees lower than where I started in Denver, 58 opposed to 73 degrees. I put on a nylon jacket at “base camp.”

Back to the trail. The early portion of the hike provided multitudes of wildflowers: Arkansas roses (rosa arkansana), fireweeds (chamerion angustifolim), golden ragwort (packera aurea), wedelia (sphagneticola trilobata), canada anemones (anemone canadensis), asters, bulbous buttercups (ranunculus bulbosus). And although there wasn’t a field of them, I saw plenty of Colorado’s state flower, the columbine (aquilegia).

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Rosa Arkansana. Opening up.

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Columbine.

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Queen Anne’s Lace. I grew this in my Rochester Garden, but did not know it was here in Colorado.

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Wild Snapdragons.

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Canada Anemones.

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Golden Ragwort.

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The Arkansas Rose, fully opened.

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The Scarlet Paintbrush. As with the Columbine and many other plants, it is illegal to pick Indian Paintbrushes and other wildflowers in Colorado parks.

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Virginia Bluebell.

About the time my lungs started burning, I came across cut timber, supposedly dating back to gold mining days in the 1880s to early 1900s. Common sense tells me it was more recent, but that’s what it said on the info board. Immersed in the sight of the felled forest below, a twig snapped up the slope. I turned, too late to capture it on camera, but a chestnut-colored deer loped across the clearing into the dense thicket. It did not appear as stocky as the mule deer that are common in the area, but I did not see its head. I paused, quietly waiting to see if others might follow but they did not.

The only people I saw on the trail were a father and daughter, and a family of four. I chatted with Wag and Beth a bit, and we marveled at the clouds wrapping around the Torry and Greys. Wag mentioned that people were still skiing the snow-covered parts of the slopes, and one was called Dead Dog Run. As soon as he said it, Wagner, Jr.’s face scrunched up and tears filled his eyes. “A puppy didn’t die there, did it?” Mom and Dad had no response, so I told him, “No. They just call it that to scare people who might go skiing there.” And his tears stopped. Whew! Mom, Dad… little Wagner, Jr. is never going to compete in the X Games.

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Torrey’s Peak. The middle run, starting at the peak, is Dead Dog Couloir. It’s still covered in snow in late July.

By this point, I was overheating and put the nylon jacket back in my pack. The trail split again, and I followed along Watrous Gulch Trail, leaving the Bard Creek Trail for another day, after I can brush up on my Shakespeare. That trail leads to Mount Parnassus, which provides a spectacular view of other peaks along the Divide. My decision was rewarded with rushing waters, some impressive pines and spruce, and two unforgettable “friends.” The first was The Yawning Rock. The Beatles’ “Norwegian Wood” popped into my head – Had it been another day, I might have looked the other way… I imagined this grumpy, centuries-old boulder waking up from a slumber. Further up the trail, I encountered another rock, which I’m naming Kerry’s Cleft. Wildlife Alert! Inside the cleft, a Rocky Mountain Least Chipmunk was cavorting. I sat down for a few minutes and took a few pictures. He’s quite a photogenic little guy.

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The Least Chipmunk. A part of the squirrel family, they feature five stripes on their backs, and across their face. They’re high altitude lovers, and can survive over 14,000 feet.

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Least Chipmunk. I love this shot.

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The Yawning Rock.

Shortly after that, rain started to fall. I did not wish to be stuck up to mountain as electricity gathered in the heavens, so I made my way down.

This was my first hike where the altitude change affected me severely. A few times when I bent over to take photos, I got a little dizzy with a touch of vertigo.

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A raging creek with a rock cascade carves through grass and sedum meadows along the Watrous Gulch Trail.

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I was hiking on parts of the Continental Divide Trail.

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Kerry Gleason with Kerry’s Cleft and his little Least buddy perched and posed.

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Part of the trail looked like this.

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Much of the trail was rock-strewn and sometimes part of the creek bed.

The adventure was hardly over. I still had to navigate traffic on I-70. At 1:30 p.m., it was almost at a standstill heading back toward Denver. In the next lane was a car with New York plates, and when my lane moved forward, I noticed the plate holder from O’Connor Chevrolet. The young lady in the back seat had the window open, so I asked, “Are you from Rochester?” She was. “Me, too.” Then my lane sped up and I had to move forward. She probably wondered how I figured they were from Rochester. It adds to my mystique.

I left without having anything to eat or bring anything with me, so I was famished. It took about 45 minutes, but I pulled off to get a $1 Cheesy Bean and Rice burrito at Taco Bell. The place was packed with dozens of people waiting to get their food. Nobody complained because it was better than sitting in their cars on I-70 and not moving. Well, one woman complained. Her name was Mary, as in “You can cancel my order. The name is Mary,” which we all heard about a dozen times before she finally left. But I heard the Taco Bell manager say the most unimaginable thing ever. She said, “We are almost out of food.”

When I heard that, my heart stopped, almost the same as when I eat the $1 Cheesy Bean and Rice burrito. I mean, if Taco Bell runs out of food, the world must surely be coming to an end. So when it was my turn at the front of the line, I ordered two.

“SOLITUDE”
There is a pleasure in the pathless woods;
There is a rapture on the lonely shore;
There is society where none intrudes,
By the deep sea, and music in its roar:
I love not man the less, but nature more.
From these our interviews, in which I steal
From all I may be, or have been before,
To mingle with the universe, and feel
What I can ne’er express, yet cannot all conceal.

Roll on, thou deep and dark-blue ocean, roll!
Ten thousand fleets sweep over thee in vain;
Man marks the earth with ruin: His control
Stops with the shore; upon the watery plain
The wrecks are all thy deed, nor doth remain
A shadow of man’s ravage, save his own,
When, for a moment, like a drop of rain,
He sinks into thy depths with bubbling groan,
Without a grave, unknelled, uncoffined, and unknown.
-BYRON, Childe Harold

All photos Copyright Inspiration Point Productions, 2015


While extensively researching the politics of antebellum America for my award-winning screenplay, NORTH STAR: THE LIFE OF FREDERICK DOUGLASS, I learned many things about Abraham Lincoln that were never taught in school. These are some of the most interesting.

  1. Abraham Lincoln is enshrined in the National Wrestling Hall of Fame. In Illinois during the early half of the 19th century, wrestling was a popular pasttime. The bouts were often brutal, and many a man lost a testicle, or two, in these battles. Abe was defeated just once in 300 matches as a wrestler and did not engage in trying to mutilate his opponents. He won because he was freakishly tall for the day and had tremendous upper body strength from railsplitting. He wasn’t afraid to talk trash, and once, after dispatching an opponent, bragged, “I’m the big buck of this lick. If any of you want to try it, come on and whet your horns.” Nobody took him up on the offer.
  2. Abe retired from politics before running for president.lincoln_ap_392_regular
  3. Lincoln is the only president to have obtained a patent. Confounded by a steamboat running aground, and having to unload its entire cargo, he invented a device that allowed boats to traverse shallow waters, and was granted patent #6469 in 1849.
  4. After his election to the office of President of the United States, he hired a personal secretary, John Nicolay. Nicolay was disturbed by the number of letters threatening violence and death. Lincoln needed to sneak into Washington in disguise the night before his inauguration because of a death threat in Baltimore. The plot to kill the president-elect was uncovered by Lincoln’s friend, Allan Pinkerton.
  5. Lincoln was elected in 1860 with just 39 percent of the vote. Finishing second was Southern Democrat John C. Breckinridge, followed by Northern Democrat Stephen Douglas and the Constitutional Union candidate, John Bell.
  6. Godfrey Hyams was offered $60,000 by the Confederate Secret Service to deliver an overcoat to Lincoln as a gift that was infected with yellow fever. Dr. Luke Blackburn was the originator of the plot. Hyams refused.
  7. Lincoln often spent time away from the White House, just outside Washington at the Old Soldiers Home, considered a summer vacation spot for presidents at that time. As president Lincoln rode on horseback, alone, to the Old Soldiers Home in August 1864, a musket fired in the immediate vicinity.
    Lincoln’s account of the incident: “I was jogging along at a slow gait, immersed in deep thought, when suddenly I was aroused–I may say the arousement lifted me out of my saddle as well as out of my wits–by the report of a rifle. [He heard a bullet whistle past his ear.] Old Abe, with one reckless bound, unceremoniously separated me from my eight-dollar plug-hat, with which I parted company without any assent, expressed or implied, upon my part. At a break-neck speed we soon arrived in a haven of safety. I can truthfully say that one of the Abes was frightened on this occasion, but modesty forbids my mentioning which of us is entitled to that distinguished honor.”
    Union soldier, Private John Nichols, was sent to retrieve President Lincoln’s trademark stovepipe hat, only to find that a musket ball had created a hole in the top, knocking it off Lincoln’s head.
  8. Lincoln established the Thanksgiving holiday, passing legislation Oct. 3, 1863 that the last Thursday of November would be set aside as a day of thanks. He also issued a presidential pardon to “Tom” Turkey, a ritual that has been carried on by every president since.
  9. When asked if her husband had a hobby, Mary Todd Lincoln replied, “Cats.” Lincoln was a cat-lover. He also brought his dog, Fido, to the White House, and two goats, Nanny and Nanko.
    Lincoln was an avowed Animal Rights advocate, who sometimes spoke and wrote against cruelty to animals, contending that “an ant’s life was as sweet to it as ours to us.”
  10. Lincoln was almost universally hated as a president until Union generals Sherman and Grant turned the tide of the war against the confederacy. It was only after his death that Abraham Lincoln became revered as a wise, just leader.
  11. Though no actual proof verifies this fact, it is believed Lincoln’s last meal consisted of mock turtle soup, roast Virginia fowl with chestnut stuffing, baked yams and cauliflower with cheese sauce.
  12. Grave robbers tried to steal the body of Abraham Lincoln in 1876. Chicago gang members planned to ransom Lincoln’s remains for $200,000 and the release of a convicted counterfeiter from prison.

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Are Your Arborvitae Green?

Arborvitae, in Latin, means “tree of life.” At The Home Depot in Colorado, we’ve been hearing lots of reports of arborvitae blight. Discolored, brown, dry foliage is a sign of blight. While we are not aware of any epidemic attacking arborvitae, common conditions might be the cause of some problems within the species in this locale.

If your arborvitae have turned brown, these are the things you should check. It is common for arborvitae to temporarily lose color during the winter and drop some of its small, inner branches, but the trees usually bounce back in the spring and make up for its losses with new growth.

NEW GROWTH
If there is new growth, your tree is still alive. If there is no new growth, scratch the woody bark near the trunk to see if there is green below. If so, simple remedies may bring it back.

DRY SOIL
Dig within a few inches of the trunk to a depth of about six inches. Feel the soil. If it is dry, your major problem may be lack of water. Many homeowners don’t realize that Front Range winters are very, very DRY. Many of your trees and perennials will benefit from consistent winter watering, taking snow and natural precipitation into account.

Give your arborvitae water each day for 3-4 weeks to nurse them back to health. Measure the trunk at knee level. For each inch in diameter, provide 10 gallons of water every 10 days. It seems like lots of water, but that’s what these hydrophilic evergreens love. A steady drip from a garden hose is fine, and the standard residential hose delivers 10 gallons of water in five minutes.

Water the soil directly. Watering the lacy foliage may contribute to sunburn.

Add polymer crystals beneath the surface of the soil around your trees and shrubs. These little crystals will balloon to the size of a grape and gradually release water to plant roots as needed.

IRON DEFICIENT SOIL
Colorado soil is notoriously iron deficient. Add some Ironite, or other iron additive, to your normal fertilizer mix.

MULCH
Pine bark mulch and pine needles are natural forestation by-products that will help retain water and add beneficial nutritional elements to your arborvitae bed.

FUNGAL INFECTION
The browning might be caused by a fungal infection. The Home Depot offers a variety of remedies. To keep a fungal infection from spreading, prune the branches at least 3 inches before the browning. With each cut, sterilize your pruners in a 15% bleach or alcohol solution. Collect the cuttings and immediately bag them, keeping them away from the host plant and any other plants.

LEAFMINERS
Leafminers are an insect that burrows in the foliage of arborvitae (and citrus leaves!). Leafminers are easier to see on plants with flat leaves than in arborvitae, but they leave discolored trails where they’ve traveled. Prune with sterilized pruners, as described above. Then, treat with one of the Sevin products containing carbaryl.

Writing Comedy


Years back, I made a study of cinematic screenplays.  I dissected one in particular, because it made me laugh throughout and it had a good storyline.  I scrutinized Beverly Hills Cop from start to finish.  On average, it has a laugh line — literally, a laugh-out-loud line — every 2-1/2 minutes.  Some gags are funnier than others.  As an owner of an older car, one line that often creeps into my pea-brain is “Be careful parking it.  All this shit happened the last time I parked here.”

I have outlined and re-outlined my newest work in progress, Ballpark!  Today, I just made lists.  I listed the plot points to decide if I needed to revise what is already written.  It helped me realize one whole scene that fails to further the plot, and a few others that can be handled differently for better effect.  If you happened to drive by the Starbucks this afternoon, and saw the guy in the Rockies’ cap laughing although nobody else was around, that was me.  I created a list of gags that I want to include in Ballpark!  My goal was to get to 40 in order to reach that smile quotient of one laugh every 2-1/2 minutes.  I jotted 41 in my planner.  I’ve learned to trust my instincts that if I think it’s funny, the audience will, too.

The next step will be to create the context for the humor.  Most humor is derived from sadness, or tension.  In this case, there is more tension in the form of a romantic breakup, bad bosses, bad employees, bad dates and bad luck.  If I create the correct framework for my gags, my screenplay will provide many of those clever laugh-out-loud situations that you find in your favorite comedy films.

So, send me a comment with your favorite film comedies, and why you love them!